8 proper cotton wipes in a pack that actually fits your pocket. fragrance free, plastic free, zero faff.
a full-size wipe, folded properly, is a small object. that's the whole invention. the wipe that comes out of a dinky pack unfolds to a full-size sheet, up to 140 × 190 mm.
(a few more folds in the real pack. you get the idea.)
a standard wipes pack lives in a cupboard. dinky lives in your pocket, your bag, your glovebox, your desk drawer. resealable, one-wipe dispensing, and the same full-size wipe you just watched unfold.
(same full-size wipe inside both. the pack is the joke.)
three jobs, three colours, one rule: full-size wipes, suspiciously small packs.
the real fibre on sensitive and antibacterial. not "bamboo" viscose stories.
on every product. no exceptions, no fine print, no parfum hiding at the end of the list.
zero plastic fibres, pla included. ban-proof before the ban.
kind to skin, kind to everyone else too.
the uk bans plastic-fibre wet wipes. dinky never used them anyway.
cotton sheets on our cotton skus. a fibre with nothing to hide.
plastic fibres across the range, pla included. most wipes will have to change. dinky won't.
"lives in my glovebox now. the pack really is pocket sized and the wipe that comes out is somehow full size."
"finally a wipe i actually have on me when the kebab fights back. zero smell, no sticky residue."
"bought one for every bag. pocket, gym kit, desk drawer. it's just always there."
launch drops, restock alerts, and the occasional joke about pack sizes. that's the whole newsletter.